October 9, 2014
You wanted the betchiest punctuation marks, and you got it. Before we get into the actual crux of the article, we first have to talk about why we’re even doing a post on grammar since it seems lame. It’s pretty simple actually: sounding like you’re illiterate is extremely un-betchy.
Don’t go overboard and become a card-carrying member of the Grammar Nazi party, but also you shouldn’t write like you just barely passed second grade. Got it? Good.
Hopefully one person out there will learn more from this post than they did from their entire secondary school career. Cause if I read one more 2-page sentence I’ll be forced to go join Teach for America or some shit, and nobody wants that.