October 12, 2012
Last night was the Vice Presidential debate... yay? What we thought would be extremely boring was actually a really entertaining verbal smackdown/simulation of what would happen if your grandpa ate a pot brownie. Biden literally couldn't stop laughing and saying things like "malarkey" and calling Ryan his bestie.
Since basically the dems think Biden won and the reps think Ryan won, we'll call this one a stalemate and simply ponder the impossible question of who is whiter. Like, Biden has the actual color thing down, with his white teeth and white hair (plugs) but Ryan is whiter in the supremacist sense. Let's call it Decision 2012: Who is Whiter - we report, you decide.