Here are your betchy weekly horoscopes for the week of June 12th – June 18th. You’re welcome.
Open your eyes, Aries. There is something happening in your life that is incredibly blatant to everyone but you, and it’s about time you recognized it. Do you have a guy friend who texts you every morning just to see how your day is, accompanied by an awkward amount of emojis? Yeah, he’s in love with you. If you like him too, I’ve just significantly improved your day and you’re welcome. However, if you’re not into it, you have zero obligation to pity date him. Let him down firmly yet gently, and then drive the point home by making out with one of his friends. Problem solved.