Beyonce Is #1 On Forbes' Top Earning List, Because Fucking Duh | Betches

Beyonce Is #1 On Forbes' Top Earning List, Because Fucking Duh

By Betch Waldorf

Queen Bey proves herself to be a goddess among an industry of peasants today, as she was named #1 highest earning woman by Forbes Magazine. Without having to force everyone to buy her albums by removing everything off Spotify and Youtube, cough cough, she still managed to be the Sheezus of female music.


Bey is has a recorded net worth of $115 million, including her music, fashion line and endorsements. Coming in second is Tswift, with a net worth of $64 million, which she will probably use to buy more kittens and Keds. And the shocker of a 3rd place is Pink, with a net worth of $52 million. I didn’t even know Pink still sings, so good for her.

What’s the lesson in this? Being ***flawless and ridiculously fucking rich go hand in hand. Long live the Queen.

 



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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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