June 11, 2014
Beyonce and Gwyneth just need to get away. Between Gwyneth's
bullshit conscious uncoupling divorce and Beyonce's sister trying to murder her husband in an elevator, these two have had it rough. Plus, Gwyneth has recently been under fire for comparing being a celebrity dealing with internet commenters to the traumatic effects of being at war. I mean, hearing someone call me stuck up has got to be the same as having to watch my BFF's arm get dismembered by a bomb right? Totes comparable. Anyway, to help ease the stress of being an A-list celeb, Bey and Gwyn are going to a coastal resort to get away from it all. Is it just me or does this sound like something Cher and Dionne would totally do in a Clueless reunion?
But really, does anyone else not understand how these two are friends? Legit nothing about Gwyneth screams "Drunk in Love." Her anthem seems like it would be way more 'Organic Kale Smoothie in Love' to me. Whatevs, I guess they're best friends because they both know what it's like to have people be jealous of them. 'Tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people.