July 22, 2014
Numerous websites are reporting that Beyonce and Jay Z will split up after their On The Run tour. What is happening in the world!? I mean, I guess your sister attempting to beat the shit out of your husband in an elevator might be indicative of a marriage on the rocks so this isn't the MOST shocking thing I've ever heard. The evidence points to Beyonce not wearing a ring and and reports that they've hired marriage counselors. Say it ain't so, Bey. The question is, who will be the lucky bro that gets to date her after she kicks Jay to the curb? I hope their divorce agreement is written entirely in the lyrics of 'Irreplaceable.'