There Is A New Version Of The Bible Written For Kanye West | Betches

There Is A New Version Of The Bible Written For Kanye West

By Queen Elizabetch


These guys changed every mention of "God" in the Bible to "Kanye West" because why not. You can buy it on Etsy for $20, but really this is a priceless purchase. The authors are calling it a bible for the modern age. I'm calling it a stoner's project taken too far. Story true: Kim Kardashian bought 100 copies. Here are the best Kanye West-Bible quotes:

In the beginning Kanye West created the heavens and the Earth.

I can do everything through Kanye West who gives me strength.

Every weakness you have is an opportunity for Kanye West to show his strength in your life.

Be still and know that I am Kanye West.

Whoever utters the name of Kanye West must be put to death. The whole community must stone him, whether alien or native. If he utters the name he must be put to death.

 

 



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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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