Breaking, actual news: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are having a baby. TMZ reported that the couple are set to announce the pregnancy on Mother's Day. Suddenly, everything makes sense: the whirlwind romance, the sudden engagement, the forced make-up between Kylie and her boyfriend's kid's mom, the fact that they are even dating in the first place is fucking ridiculous...
It should also be noted that Blac Chyna and Rob are making an appearance at Ohm nightclub in LA, which seems super appropriate given the fact that, according to TMZ, she is a few months along in her pregnancy. Guess they'll be popping bottles of sparkling cider in the VIP.
I bet Kris is over the moon—really, she rivals Beyoncé in terms of genius marketing ploys, not to mention, now somebody can finally carry on the rich Kardashian name. I can't wait to find out what they're naming this bundle of joy. Too bad King is already taken by Blac Chyna's other son (you know, the one she had with Tyga), because that would've fit perfectly with Kris's K fetish. That's what Tyga and Blac get for not thinking ahead and anticipating they'd break up and each go on to date siblings in the same family.
One thing's for sure: this is one fucked-up family tree.