September 24, 2015
Last year Seth Cohen and Blair Waldorf got married in the TV Universe's weirdest twist of fate. Seriously? Blair would never have gone for a California boy who couldn't even get into Brown, and Seth was supposed to wait for Summer Roberts to save the world. Clearly, I'm still mourning Gossip Girl and The OC.
Well, Adam Brody and Leighton Meester - it just feels weird to call them by their real names - had a baby daughter. That's right, the offspring connecting two of the best shows of the 2000s is officially here. She was born in August, but nobody knew because they kept it a better secret than Gossip Girl's identity.
Her name is Arlo Day, which is a high class stripper's name. What was the goal there? Make sure she has just enough self esteem to keep her out of C-list rappers' music videos? Hopefully, for everyone's sake, she goes by Arlo Brody.
So now, Summer Roberts, Seth Cohen, Blair Waldorf, and Serena Van Der Woodsen all have daughters born within a year of each other. That means that they're about to form the world's betchiest clique in approx 10 years - they'll be the Celebrity Plastics of 2025.
I'm already counting the days until Arlo Meester-Brody, James Lively-Reynolds, and Briar Rose Christensen meet on the steps of the Met..