January 6, 2015
Blake Lively gave birth to the world's most genetically blessed baby with Ryan Reynolds. They haven't released the baby's gender or name yet, but Ryan said they were thinking of Excalibur Anaconda Reynolds, which is still a better name than Reign Ashton Disick. More importantly, this couple is friends with everyone who matters in Hollywood (Martha Stewart, Beyonce, Jay-Z, and Sandra Bullock), so the God parents are going to be fucking amazing. Tbh, I don't even care what the child looks like (well, a little bit), I'm just grateful Blake didn't end up with Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgley) again.