April 20, 2015
Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen) and the girl from Confessions of a Shopaholic (Isla Fisher) had their third kid together and they named him fucking Montgomery Moses Brian Baron Cohen. Can we please not. The weird thing is that Montgomery sounds like some southern country club name, but neither of them are from the US. Moses is just not a good name for a person (read: Gwyneth Paltrow), and together with Montgomery it just sounds ridiculous. We finally get to a real name with Brian, but at this point it's just too little too late. Better luck next time, maybe just pick a goddamn normal name.