July 6, 2011
Because lately we just can’t get enough of the Brits, we present to you this week’s Betch of the Week, supermodel Kate Moss.
Kate has had many, many betchy accomplishments to get where she is today. In the 90s, she actually popularized a look called Heroin chic, which is basically being insanely thin and beautiful while looking a little tired from partying too much. Who else could make looking like an anorexic drug addict popular? And like, who else could actually get people to buy this as a fucking fashion pitch? It’s like a real life version of the Derelict campaign from Zoolander, but like, real.
Kate Moss has been accused of being anorexic since she was fucking 14 years old and betch haters all over the world have been trying to say she promotes anorexia because they’re jealous of her. All these activists for eating seriously need to shut the fuck up. I mean, Wikipedia says she’s a size 2 and that’s almost fat. Kate couldn't have said it better herself when she claimed "It's neurotic fat women who hate me - they're stupid."
Other prolific betchy quotes coined by Kate are the following:
"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
"My mum used to say to me, 'you can't have fun all the time,' and I used to say, 'why not?' Why the fuck can't I have fun all the time?"
If Kate Moss isn’t a betch we really don’t know who is, and as long as her body has enough fat on it that we can tell that she’s physically present, she will remain our betch idol forever.
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