July 25, 2011
This week’s betch of the week is long overdue. When Usher’s "Lil Freak" came out, you were all wondering who the fuck is this bitch at the end of the song and why is she so good? Next thing you know you’re replaying it on your iPod over and over, just to terribly rap/sing along to her part. It wasn't long until you found your BSCB idol: Nicki Minaj.
Well, it’s no surprise that she’s now on the top music charts, signed with Lil Wayne’s Young Money Records, and is the baddest-betch around. Bros respect Nicki. She got 50k for one fucking verse before even having a fucking album.
Nicki’s a betch because she has her own style and doesn’t give a shit about what anyone says about it. Her image is mostly defined by her big ass hair and her even bigger ass. Now, normally coloring your hair neon is for punk losers like Avril Lavigne, but Nicki pulls it off, probably because she doesn’t pair the hairstyle with fucking rubber band bracelets and a piano key necktie.
Nicki wears shit that no one can pull off, not even Lady Gaga. She doesn’t try to make any fucking statements with her outfits, like she wouldn’t be caught dead being carried around in an egg. That shit was ridiculous. No, Nicki mixes styles of different decades. What better to go with a retro suit from the early 90s than a Victorian-do?
Nicki charged through the music business like a true betch, fighting off jealous bitches with straight class.
Yes, we’re talking about the Lil’ Kim feud. In response to being accused of stealing Kim’s persona, Nicki dismissed Kim as a “has been” and said:
"I respect you. I love you. I've said it in every interview time and time again. And if that's not good enough for you, mama, there's something deep rooted in you. ... That's your insecurity bothering you. It's not Nicki Minaj." Talk about winning.
Nicki’s a badass. She knows she’s the shit and she’s not afraid to say it. Every betch should thank her for making it possible for us to rap to a song without sounding like a dude. Like we all really loooooved Weezy’s “Lollipop” but we sounded like drugged out white girls trying to keep up with the words.
Thanks to Nicki, now we’re able to appear just marginally retarded.
Let's talk about Nicki's BCSB multiple personalities. Betch is too cool to only handle one state of mind. She states "Anybody that knows me knows that I have a very, very bipolar personality, so one minute I’m excited and the next minute I’m crying and the next minute I’m cussing and yelling and the next minute I’m singing Enya." She may come off weird to some, but that doesn’t stop you from listening to her music. In fact, it makes the betch that much more interesting!
You know Nicki's a real betch when the only thing you can really say about her is, “Shit, that bitch is so fucking cool.”
As Nicki herself says, "Been around the world, I still can't find another girl that can steal my shine. I've had my highs, I've had my lows, But you can't tell me that I am not the baddest bitch." She's reading our minds.