September 15, 2015
The last Twilight move came out 3 years ago, and most of us are still recovery from watching Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison dry hump for 5 fucking movies. But for some God awful reason (Stephanie Meyer needed some extra cash), they're releasing an 10-year anniversary edition of Twilight. This is the literal definition of "too soon."
About 3 things I was absolutely certain:
1. 50 Shades of Grey is Twilight fan-fiction
2. People who compare Twilight to Harry Potter shouldn't be allowed to leave their homes
3. The only person to benefit from the Twilight movies was Anna Kendrick
It's been 10 years since Twilight was first released, but it feels like so so so much longer - kind of like a Jessica Simpson pregnancy. The new edition will basically be the original Twilight with some "bonus features" like photos of Taylor Lautner being a llama. So thanks to everyone involved in this Kardashian-esque attempt to make money off of nothing.
Say it, out loud. Say it: When will the Twihards shut the fuck up?.