August 28, 2014
We've been waiting for this moment for years. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally gotten fucking married despite like four years of tabloids saying it was happening like, yesterday. Sadly the only information we know comes from this fucking AP tweet and it says they got married on Saturday in France. NEED MORE INFORMATION NOW! We'll update as we get it, I can't wait to see pics of Zahara as a flower girl and Shiloh as the best man.
We do however, still have some questions. Did Jennifer Aniston crash or just send an Ebola infected, ugly as shit flower arrangement? Did Shiloh's permanent blank stare ruin the festivities? Tbt to that super hot secret agent bad ass fight scene in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Is that like a casual Wednesday night now?? We give mad props to Angie because she answered the question we all need to ask when we meet a married but super fuckable millionaire - how married are you really?