November 5, 2014
Britney Spears is dating again. This time she picked a half-cup member of the lucky sperm club, the son of one of the creators of Saturday Night Live, Charlie Ebersol. Charlie survived a plane crash that killed his brother, so this whole relationship is basically a "YOLO" moment. Britney has the best comeback story of all time and is killing the game right now with her Las Vegas residency, which basically means she can play the field all she wants without giving a single fuck. That being said, she and Taylor Swift are battling it out for who has dated more people in the past 8 years. Bets this one lasts more than 9 months?