Broast of the Week: Brad Pitt | Betches

Broast of the Week: Brad Pitt

By The Betches

So today one of the hottest men in the world celebrates his 50th birthday. Upon hearing the news that William Bradley Pitt had reached fifty, at first we were all like, wow he could be our dads. Then we were all like, contrary to the Head Pro's advice, we'd probably do him anyway. So in honor of his big day, here's a look back at the carreer at the man who's name has become a generic trademark of male hotness. 


THELMA AND LOUISE

Cougartown HOT

 

FIGHT CLUB

I'm chill with you beating the shit out of Edward Norton HOT

 

FRIENDS CAMEO

Former fat guy with anger problems HOT. 

 

OCEAN'S ELEVEN

You and George Clooney Hotness Overload HOT

 

MR. AND MRS. SMITH

Sort of fucked up that you were cheating on Jennifer Aniston during this movie but this sex scene is still really hot HOT. 

 

BURN AFTER READING

Personal trainer/supreme idiot HOT

 

BENJAMIN BUTTON

Okay so like not that HOT and sort of creepy but whatever. 

 

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS

Your Italian is as good as mine after a semester abroad in Florence HOT. 

MONEYBALL

I don't really watch sports movies but I hear you were good in this HOT

 

CHANEL #5 COMMERCIAL

 
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about but I'm sure you got paid a shit ton for this HOT



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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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