Brody Jenner Talks About Setting Caitlyn Up On Dates

By Abercrombie & Betch

As if the Kardashian-Jenner clan wasn’t already overly involved in each other’s lives, this morning, Brody Jenner said he’d be willing to play matchmaker for mom, Caitlyn. While promoting Sex With Brody (no doubt our next guilty pleasure) in a radio interview, Caitlyn was elbowed into the line of fire like a nicegirl at a Christian Louboutin sample sale.

Brody later chimed in that he didn’t think it would be too hard to “hook Caitlyn up.” Ignoring the fact that no one uses the phrase “hook up” like that anymore, fucking duh. Who wouldn’t want to be plastered all over TMZ and Perez Hilton as Caitlyn’s gf? We can already see the headlines: I am Jen: A Tell All from Caitlyn Jenner’s Girlfriend! Calling all famewhores, now’s your time to shine.

Thank God Brody isn’t exempt from the borderline incestuous love the K-Js are known for or else we’d be really fucking bored right now. He went on to say, “Caitlyn likes women so it would be, you know, it wouldn't be that hard to find a chick for Caitlyn. You know? Why not?” Please stutter through the idea of setting your mom up more. Seriously, I don’t think you wasted enough of my time.

Anyway, this could really turn out to be Kris Jenner’s next big venture—“finding my ex-husband who now identifies as a woman a lesbian lover: tears, romance, and so much more”. We basically just handed you the Bachelor on crack. But remember, when E! starts marketing it, we thought of it first, and we want creds.






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