October 30, 2014
Bruce Jenner turned 65 this week and some key developments in the Kardashian-Jenner Clan emerged.
Brucella has taken another step in her transformation. Mr(s). Jenner was spotted painting her nails in her car - like what self-respecting half-cup Kardashian doesn't get a fucking manicure?!? Another picture caught her smoking a cig in the car - like yeah I need some fucking nicotine to get over this too.
Then the 5 K's (Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie) all Instagrammed pics of them with Bruce at his birthday dinner - noticeably absent: Brody, Brandon, Leah and Rob. Were they all busy pretending their careers were taking off (stop trying to make Arthur George happen, it's never going to happen)? Kris Jenner/Kardashian also did not post a "Happy Birthday Bruce" Instagram, probably because she didn't want to fuck up the gender pronouns.