Calvin Klein's New Ad Campaign Is Too Weird Not To Make Fun Of

Calvin Klein officially crossed the line between sexy and fucking perverted with this advertisement:


Take a peek: @karate_katia, photographed by @harleyweir for the Spring 2016 advertising campaign. #mycalvins

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Considering unwanted "upskirt" photos are a real problem that women actually face, because creepers, it is cringeworthy that Calvin Klein is trying to glamorize the issue to sell underwear. Who thought this was a good idea? I guess it's just another reason to pass on the extravagantly priced Calvin Klein's and grab a 6-pack of Fruit of The Loom's from Target instead. JK, not really, but almost.

The whole campaign is comprised of the fill-in-the-blank phrases like the fucked-up advertisement above. Let's get realistic with this campaign, though. How about:

"I will definitely get skid marks in #mycalvins"
"I got a big fucking wedgie in #mycalvins"
"I am too lazy to do laundry, so i'm just gonna turn #mycalvins inside out in #mycalvins"
"I fuck, I just got my period in #mycalvins"

This campaign is too much for me not to make fun of. I mean, one of the advertisements featuring none other than Jbiebs says, "I bieber in #mycalvins," like "bieber" is a fucking verb. Get it together, Justin, Calvin, the advertising agency who approved this ad. 

How about this one:


Hold up: @saskiadebrauw, as photographed by @harleyweir for the Spring 2016 campaign. #mycalvins

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What exactly is she supposed to "react" to? Some guy in a green man suit busting in on her changing, so she's gotta grab her boobs to cover herself up?


Yeah, we know you're fucking creepy, Calvin. 




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