April 22, 2015
Betches are like totally outdoorsy: we like drinking on boats, going to the beach, and tanning. See? Outdoorsy. For some reason or another, a betch might find herself camping—like maybe her dad guilted her into going on a camping trip so she could “bond” with her new stepmom, maybe it’s a sign of the apocalypse, whatevs. Regardless of the circumstances, you found yourself in the woods for an extended period of time and you need to survive. Don’t forget to pack these things or else you might literally die.