Canadian Club Owner Very Excited Kylie Jenner Will Be Drunk In His Club | Betches

Canadian Club Owner Very Excited Kylie Jenner Will Be Drunk In His Club

By The Head Pro

Kylie Jenner, a lock to play the titular role if they ever decide to reboot the 1987 classic Mannequin, is still a wee child. But not for long! In precisely 17 days, Ms. Jenner will officially become A Woman, turning 18. In the proud American tradition of Rich Kids Getting Away With Shit They Shouldn't, Kylie will celebrate her adulthood in Canada, where the legal drinking age is 18. Olivier Primeau, owner of the venue hosting the auspicious event, is very excited that he will be surrounded by drunk teenagers:


Team Productions and Beachclub’s owner Olivier Primeau stepped up to the plate to offer Kylie the opportunity to party, and drink legally at a fantastic one of a kind venue! The event will take place on August 16th 2015, and will be sure to offer many special guests and great surprises.

It's worth noting that while he refers to himself in the third person, Olivier Primeau posted that on his eponymous blog, proof that Canadians really are classier than us. What kind of "great surprises" await Kylie? Jager bombs? An ice luge? Rohypnol cocktails? Who knows! There's no telling what wonders await the youngest member of a family whose fame is built on a reputation for trading sex for notoriety.

You can purchase tickets for the event starting at just $40 dollars, which is honestly a pretty good price to be able to say you were there the time the least-marketable member of the Kardashian clan OD'ed on cocaine and sparkling rose (in Canada).




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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