July 22, 2015
Good news: Cara Delevingne is dating girls now.
Bad news: That girl is not you.
Despite reports over the past two days that resident eyebrow queen, part-time Kardashian, and 2014 Betch of the Year Cara Delevingne had broken up with her girlfriend of 8 months, the couple is still going strong. Cara brought St. Vincent to the premiere of her latest movie, Paper Towns, where she gushed about the inspirational effects of true love while looking #flawless, as usual. Fucking duh, it’s Cara Delevingne--what else would you really expect?
Anyway, we were already devoted CaKe supporters, but this is especially good news. If you recall, in her Vogue cover story, it was condescendingly implied that Cara’s bisexuality was a phase that stemmed from her mommy issues and an innate distrust in women. The interview was the first time that Cara had publicly addressed her sexuality. Fuck the haters, we heart you, Cara. And if you and St. Vincent ever do hit splitsville, you know where to find me.