November 11, 2014
If you’re reading this at work, you might as well pack up and go home because what you do is insignificant. Apparently, Cara Delevingne made about $10,000 a day last year, which literally hurts to type. Don’t get me wrong, I love Cara and her brows are fierce or whatever, but I can’t believe she gets paid that much to wear Chanel boxing gloves and figuring out how to make our cheap stuff look expensive on Instagram.
And of course, Cara has now decided that she’s also a singer/actress, so I’m sure she’ll be making even more money, even if she has no talent. Hopefully we can look forward to a trashy music video sometime soon, but until then we’ll just have to be jealous while flipping through the pages of Vogue.