So Fuller House, the gender-reversed sequel to Full House, was released on Netflix today, and it turns out that Carly Rae Jepsen recorded the new theme song. Let's have a moment of silence for her career.
The jury is still out on whether or not this show is going to be good, but this song sounds like Kidz Bop did a cover—which, I mean, it's Carly Rae Jepsen so...accurate. It's like the song equivalent of a poorly organized Pinterest board—there is way too much going and none of it fits together well. Go ahead and listen to the song if you've had your coffee already, but if you're hungover (which, like duh) make sure the volume is low.