So the annual event where everyone comes together to put on a stupid hat and embarrass themselves with seven too many mint juleps—AKA The Kentucky Derby— happened over the weekend. Though it was mostly D-list celebs who made an appearance (be real, would Victoria Beckham be caught dead at anything that has "Kentucky" in the title?), these losers still brought it—in a "WTF am I even doing here?!" kind of way. Ahead, the madness.
Poor Joey Fatone.
WOW somebody loves her new ring.
Kate Upton's like "uhmm how do I GTFO of this situation because clearly no-one's picking up on my body language clues?". Where's Verlander?!
This picture of Emeril and his sad gang of friends really bums me out.
Where TF is Michele? Get it together, Lisa Kudrow. Why are you always such a nasty bitch?
How many lines of coke and crushed-up Adderall do we think Jax did on sweet Brittany's
tits hat before this pic was snapped?
The hot guy from arrow looks super hot. TG his wife's hair grew back.
The hosts, Tara and Johnny. They run this fucking shit show. YAY SPORTS.