So if you've seen a "study" that drinking a couple glasses champagne every
d̶a̶y̶ week prevents Alzheimer's and dementia, it's total bullshit. People have been citing a study by a university in England - probably by some betch studying abroad - that says certain "compounds in the grapes used to make champagne can affect brain functioning in a way that promotes learning and memory." That doesn't mean you won't get blackout from drinking half a bottle of champagne. But like, they tested rats not girls on New Years Eve.
Basically, don't drink champagne to prevent pulling an Ellis Grey. Don't drink champagne because you can have a vodka tonic instead.