April 20, 2015
Channing Tatum was a total betch this weekend and lost his shit in New York City. He left a backpack in a cab and used Twitter and a fake email account for the scavenger hunt of the century. Naturally, women everywhere volunteered as tribute and hailed down cabs just to find Channing's bag. It was like a sadder version of the Amazing Race.
Somebody found the bag and returned it without asking for ransom, which is a huge waste of an opportunity. No Magic Mike XXL tickets? No semi-forced kiss? This sounds like the plot line for the next Seth Rogen-James Franco movie.