February 25, 2015
Former Betch of the Week Chelsea Handler is, like, a drug pusher now, as in she can legally sell "medical" marijuana in California. She's going to need to be careful with the lighter, since she's pretty much soaked in vodka 85% of the time. I'm not sure who let this happen, but it's incredible. This might be the hook for her Netflix show: Chelsea gets high with celebrities and maybe asks them some questions. Imagine a half hour conversation with a high Reese Witherspoon. That shit could win a Pulitzer Prize. The only question I have is: Will Chuy will be the first and only person to overdose on pot?
**Update: Apparently Chelsea is just smoking pot, not selling it. :(