Chinese Dude Who Was Castrated Twice Gets a Porno Deal | Betches

Chinese Dude Who Was Castrated Twice Gets a Porno Deal

By Betch Waldorf

What's more confusing- how a guy got his penis cut off TWICE or how after that he was offered a deal in the porn industry? I'll take WTF is happening with this world for 500, Alex.


So here's the story: dude is cheating on wife and wife finds out. In a obviously practical move, wife cuts off his dick. But everyone knows you can just scissor a guy's penis off once. So when he got reconstructive surgery to reattach his little guy, she came back and chopped it off AGAIN. Because, consistency is the key. She then made it rain on the pedestrians on the street by throwing his severed penis OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW - making her the baddest bitch to come out of China since Mulan.

What I'm wondering is where was the hospital staff or like other loved ones to protect him? They left this poor dude dick and defenseless. You know you've really hit a low point in life when you're saying "oh not again" when your penis get's chopped off with a pair of scissors.

In an effort to help him financially (reconstructive penis surgery is not cheap apparently, who knew?) and regain his sexual confidence back, a porn producing company has offered him a deal where they will pay him 100% of the proceeds for whatever he makes for a porn video. Who ever said porn doesn't do anything for society? Next, PornHub is going to host a walk for children with diabetes.

It's unknown whether the deal has been accepted and I'm still trying to figure out the logistics in my mind. What kind of porn is this exactly? I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure a dude without a penis is not much use in the business?




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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