February 18, 2015
Turns out Chipotle isn't fucking good for you, so put down your burrito right now. The New York Times did some hard hitting journalism to ruin your week. Apparently a burrito with rice and guac is close to 1700 calories - don't worry spring break is only five weeks away. That gives a whole new meaning to "guac is extra." We already fucking knew that Chipotle was the kalteen bar of fastfood - congrats on your taco salad in a tortilla shell, it's still 1,000 calories. It's just kind of heartbreaking to know that we're eating a day's worth of calories in one sitting, especially when we're super fucking hungover. Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.