September 28, 2015
Chris Brown, noted scum sucking road whore and former teenage music star with the biggest fall from grace, can't perform in Australia. Sorry Aussi betches. The Australian government is considering not letting him into the country because he was convicted of a domestic violence felony. Tbt to 2009 when Chris Brown beat Rihanna before the Grammy Awards. If you don't remember where you were when you found out, then you're not a real 2000s kid.
Since then Chris has tried to pull his life together by collaborating with Justin Bieber, partying with Kendall Jenner, and naming his daughter Royalty Riesling Unfortunately, Australia doesn't give a shit that he's blessed the world and every betch's Instagram is captioned with "Look at Me Now."
The Australian Minister for Women (yeah that's a real thing) says that, "People need to understand, if you are going to commit domestic violence and you want to travel around the world, there are going to be countries that say to you, 'You cannot come in because you are not of the character that we expect in Australia.'"
Chris Brown has yet to respond to Australia's "Notice of Intention to Consider Refusal," but I'm pretty sure he'd say that these hoes ain't loyal..