November 19, 2014
Chris Hemsworth was named People's Sexiest Man Alive, because muscles. His greatest acting role has been Thor (more grunting than dialogue) in the Avengers, which was like the Valentines Day movie version of action films. Talent aside, the Hemsworth boys (Chris, Liam, and Luke) have been blessed with one of the most stellar gene pools known to mankind. Chris literally has the body of a Norse god, so step the fuck aside Adam Levine.
Unfortunately, Chris is married with kids - but like former Sexiest Man Alive Brad Pitt, how married is he really?