May 28, 2015
In today's non-shocking news, Chris Soules and his backup fiance Whitney have called off their engagement.
The couple officially announced the same shit as every other Bachelor couple does when they inevitably break up:
"Whitney Bischoff and Chris Soules have mutually and amicably decided to end their engagement. They part with nothing but respect and admiration for one another and will continue to be supportive friends. They wish to thank everyone who has supported them through this journey."
You've got to really hate a person to not let ABC pay for your million dollar TV wedding. We could've told you this earlier Chris, but it was better to have chosen your first choice Becca than have settled for Whitney and broken up anyway. Chris put up an Instagram with Whitney just 6 days ago so something explosive and angry must've happened. Maybe he caught her sleeping with his best friend or one of his cows. RIP Chrisney, I hope Whitney saved some of his sperm while she had the chance.