Proving further that she is the new Jennifer Lawrence, Chrissy Teigen posted a Snap story that every artificial tanner should be able to relate to. I know I definitely could. After my first spray tan, considering how deathly pale I am all year, I basically changed ethnicities and my sheets paid the consequences of that. Don’t even bother asking about the white tank top I wore to bed that night. RIP.
The snap consists of Teigen’s sheets and the bright orange imprint of her entire body, along with a beautiful illustration done in spray tan of her ass crack with the caption “spray tan diaries”.
Literally even in a gross residue drawing her silhouette is perfect, and sometimes life just isn’t fair. Or all the time, really.