As I’m sure you well know, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are having the most photogenically-in-your-face pregnancy since Kimye. And to top off their baby-stravaganza, they had the most PERFECT baby shower the other day and we are all jealous AF.
First, lets start with the place settings. Everyone’s place was literally marked with a metal ornament spelling their name. Look at Simon Huck’s:
Second, I can’t even with those cookies. I bet Kate Middleton is pissed they stole that from her Pinterest board.
Third, the baby Mama and baby Daddy crowns. I mean duh, fucking tacky. But then again we are talking about Chrissy Teigen and John Legend so…I guess they are pulling it off.
So yeah, while you were waking up from your weekly blackout, a supermodel, married to a millionaire pop star, had all her famous friends over for a fancy party celebrating their perfect life at a high-end jewelry store in NYC. Yeah...might want to start getting our shit together.