June 29, 2015
Chrissy Teigen is a bad betch. When she's not modeling uggs, getting her ass ogled by Bill Belichick or casually dining at Waffle House, she's busy being a supermodel and being funny on twitter. She's also, apparently, not afraid to defy Instagram and their dumb, dumb terms of service, as evidenced by this Instagram she posted a few hours ago ("sensitive" material blurred in case your boss is a crybaby about shit like nipples):
It's her photo from a W Magazine shoot where she was named one of the sexiest supermodels on social media (objectively true), where she was joined by the likes of Emily Ratajkowski, Joan Smalls, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Irina Shayk, Lily Aldridge, Bella Hadid, Anna Ewers, Barbara Palvin and Doutzen Kroes (why any of those women are considered sexier on social media than they are just in general is beyond me). As you may recall with all the shit surrounding Chelsea Handler, Rihanna and Chrissy herself, Instagram doesn't take too kindly to nudity, even though I can't think of a better use for a social media platform that is literally nothing but pictures.
You have to imagine they'll find this post particularly odious, since it features a female nipple, and, like, think of the children or whatever. It's still up at the time of publication, with a healthy 61k likes (quick, check to see what your boyfriend's been up to). But, chances are it'll come down, even though it's just one tit and a perfectly fine tit, speaking as someone familiar with such matters. In the mean time, let's start a slow clap for Chrissy Teigen, a HBIC who doesn't mind telling Instagram and their draconian rules to go fuck themselves. Men all around the world (and women who want to show their nipples) salute you, Chrissy..