August 27, 2015
Attention ladies, we have a new spirit animal among us. An unnamed betch was stopped trying to board a plane in China with a full bottle of Rémy Martin cognac, so she did the only sensible thing: she chugged the whole fucking bottle. Obviously this woman is a champ, but it didn’t work out so well for her because she was way too hammered to be allowed on the plane. According to a police officer “She was so drunk…She couldn’t even stand up herself. We took her to a room in a wheelchair so she could rest.”
Obviously this doesn’t sound fun, but we’d like to get in contact with her so we can find out where this secret nap room in the airport is. The bottle of cognac cost like $200, but her Betchy legacy is definitely priceless..