April 29, 2015
Courtney Stodden, whose name you might recognize because she's the bimbo who married a 50-year-old when she was like 16, has now made a sex tape and plans to sell it to the highest bidder. If you're not yet familiar with the lovely Miss Stodden (she's now divorced), think of her as a trashier, more plastic-surgeried version of Kesha, but with literally no marketable talent. Basically she's a worthless piece of shit. No doubt someone will buy the tape, and it'll be probably be horrendously boring.