January 14, 2013
Every betch knows that thin is perpetually in, but not when it comes to hair. Not to be confused with ‘a weave,’ hair extensions are the easiest way to turn up the volume but sometimes they can leave you looking like a skank-ass-ho. Let’s take a look at the celebrities who went overboard in our new periodic column CRUEL EXTENSIONS.
Are we looking at the back of Gaga’s head, or did fucking Gossamer from Looney Toons hit the peroxide?
Xtina didn’t actually dye her hair purple. She just sticks the ends in grape jelly so she has something to snack on at all times.
While those Ronald McDonald curls are truly the least of your problems, it’s a general rule to never match your hair to your freckles, eye shadow, or genital warts.
She even makes track marks boring.
Spotted: Serena Van Der Woodsen sporting a vestigial tail.
Shhh…It’s a Pig!
I hope this is permanent. I hope there’s a dangerously high lead count and I hope they are magnetic. I hope that you pay for what you’ve done Ke$ha.
Perhaps you’ve piled on the hair to keep the attention off your testicles, but drag queens everywhere agree, 51 year olds and hair bling is a sadder pair than Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor.
If Yeezy wanted a bald chick he’d have stayed with Amber Rose.
From bald guy to AEPi. HOT.
And always remember betches...