How To Detox From Labor Day Weekend | Betches

How To Detox From Your Labor Day Weekend Bender

By Betchy Crocker

Did you have an awesome time over Labor Day? Did you eat awesome hot dogs and shotgun awesome beers and sit around and soak up all your betchy friends’ awesomeness before dry heaving into someone’s purse around a bonfire?


Sounds like you went all out over the three day weekend. We aren’t judging, but your body probs definitely feels like it is. If the spins haven’t stopped, you have the DADS (Day After Drinking Shits), and the mere thought of anything other than dry romaine leaves is making you gag, it may be time for a detox tea. And we promise it doesn’t taste like asshole.

Ingredients

· 6 cups of water

· 1 5-inch knob of fresh ginger, peeled and diced

· 5 cinnamon sticks

· 2 tsps ground fresh turmeric

· 1 tsps cayenne pepper

· Fresh lemon juice

· 2 tbsps honey

In a large saucepan over high heat, combine the water and ginger—bring that shit to a boil, then reduce heat to low and simmer for about 10 minutes.

Add the cinnamon sticks, turmeric, and cayenne and continue simmering on low heat for another 10 minutes, stirring when you feel like it. Remove from the heat, strain into a pitcher, and cool.

Combine about 1/3 cup of the cooled mixture with ½ cup fresh lemon juice and the honey with 2/3 cup hot water. Stir to combine and chug until you feel like you’re ready to destroy your body with alcohol and drugs once more. God bless America. 




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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