First Calvin and Taylor, now Zayn and Gigi—does every member of Taylor’s squad have to break up with their boyfriend once Taylor does? Is she kind of a tyrant who demands all of her friends be in the same relationship status as she is? Can we have someone look into this? Whatever. Two of the most beautiful people I’ve ever laid eyes on were dating and now two of the most beautiful people I’ve ever laid eyes on have broken up and I’m literally crying harder about it than I did when my actual boyfriend broke up with me. I’m more invested in celebrity couples than I am in my own life. Is that weird?
Well, according to People, the golden couple may not be broken up after all. “Speaking to ELLE on Friday at the Maybelline New York Beauty Bash in Los Angeles, Hadid mentioned her boyfriend (though not Malik by name), when she said she preferred a night in to a night out. ‘Cook. Paint. Play with my dog. Hang out with my boyfriend. Watch movies,’ she told ELLE. ‘Just chill.’”
I find it so astounding that every time someone famous is asked if they like going out more than they like staying in, they play the “oh I’m actually, like, so boring” card. We get it. You’re pretty with your hair tied and chillin’ with no make up on but actually we’re all taking it wrong. You’re not relatable. Stop fucking lying.
Anyway, are they or aren’t they? The world may never know the answer to this like we don’t understand why Zayn’s so broody all the time. You literally have nothing to be upset about, but I digress. Let’s see what happens kids.