Dildo Throne On eBay Is The Perfect Way To Get Fucked By Game Of Thrones One Last Time | Betches

Dildo Throne On eBay Is The Perfect Way To Get Fucked By Game Of Thrones One Last Time

By The Head Pro

Game of Thrones - that shit cray. Jon Snow dead. Cersei's dignity dead. Stannis dead. Err'body dead. This past season, the show honestly fucked over its viewers so much that once I accidentally stumbled upon a spoiler Monday, I could hardly bring myself to pirate my parents' HBOGo one last time to watch the season finale. It sounded that goddamned dismal. Now that it's over, most of us are happy to forget about it for the next 10 months - most people can only handle so many thousands of words describing the way Jon Snow might still be alive.


But if that doesn't sound like you, boy do I have something that will tickle your fancy. A thoughful British bro is auctioning off a full-scale replica of the iconic, titular iron throne. The only difference is that instead of being made of swords, it's made of dicks:

"Yes, this is really happening. This is not a dream. This incredible dildo throne, this erotic replica of the Game of Thrones Iron Throne, could be yours if you want it badly enough. This glorious object has been taken out of its original wrapping but is AS GOOD AS NEW. I can't emphasise that enough. (It comes with the wrapping, in case you want to smuggle it somewhere unnoticed.) It is 6 feet tall, 4 feet wide, 3 feet 6 inches deep, and sits on a base with wheels attached. If you run a sex festival, sex club, or if you've just been feeling like there was a dildo-throne-shaped hole in your life, why not grab this unique opportunity with both hands?"

I think it's nice that it comes on wheels. The reserve bid is listed at £650.00, and as of Wednesday night there are no bids. Hint hint, fathers' day is just around the corner...




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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