March 27, 2015
Remember back in the day when you were just a baby betch, with demands and needs like all things Limited Too, Bath & Body Works lotions, and, of course, a Shirley Temple with a bendy straw every time your parents took you out.
We've grown up (kinda) and have obv more pronounced tastes. Enter the Dirty Shirley: the perfect mixture of adulthood and blissful days of youth when we didn't have jobs or worries.
Is there really a story? Nah. But it's surprisingly simple and also like, your sugar intake for the whole day.
Literally, mix ingredients. It's ironic that a child can make this alcoholic deliciousness. Pour the vodka over ice cubes in a glass, then full the rest of the way with Sprite ... or... I mean... you could do half vodka and half Sprite? Just saying. Add the grenadine and serve.