August 18, 2015
Apparently being nerdy is still considered cute, because Disney has announced that it will build Star Wars theme parks at Disney World and Disneyland.
The new Star Wars movie comes out this fall, so I’m sure Disney has thought carefully about how they can milk every possible dollar out of it. If you don’t know much about Star Wars, it’ll probably be exactly like Harry Potter World but you’re supposed to pretend you’re in space. Tbh it sounds terrible, but like whatever. They haven’t announced when the new parks will open though, so don’t hold your breath. For now you’ll have to settle for doing literally anything else in the world.