April 1, 2015
In case Cinderella didn't make you hate your life enough, Disney has announced that they're developing a live-action version of Mulan. It might even be more depressing than Cinderella. At least Cindy looked stunning in her dress, whereas Mulan does literally everything possible to convince people she's a dude and still gets the guy.
Along with the upcoming Beauty and the Beast movie starring Emma Watson, Disney has clearly decided to ditch creativity and just make prettier versions of all the animated classics that defined our childhoods. I hope they do The Lion King next, just so PETA will throw a fit about animal training.