The Disney Princes Ranked By Hotness

As young betches, after we realized boys don't really have cooties, but before we realized that they're actually all just fuckboys who will ruin our lives, we enjoyed fantasizing about being whisked away by a certain type of bro. This group of bros provided us constant entertainment and were easy on the eyes—yes, I'm talking about the Disney princes. Every Disney movie had one, and they were all hot. Ah, the good old days. Because it's totally normal to judge the physical attractiveness of a bunch of animated drawings, I'm here to rank the Disney princes according to their hotness level. I'm sure you'll all have an opinion, so be sure to leave it in the comments section, which I definitely read.

The Prince is the nameless prince in Snow White. He hardly speaks except for when he sings some lame-ass song about wishing for the woman he loves to come find him. Yeah, if love worked that way I’d be married with Shemar Moore’s kid by now. Talk about a delusional dater. Throughout the movie, he doesn’t do shit besides kiss Snow White and wake her up from a death-like sleep. Uhh, can you not? I was taking a nap. His presence in the movie is largely unnecessary, which is probably why they don’t even bother to give him a name. Last place.




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