Disney Princesses Vs. Disney Gold Diggers

By Queen Elizabetch

The Disney Princesses can be divided into two groups: gold diggers and royalty. Not that one is better than the other. I mean it's one thing for your subjects to think that God chose you to rule over a kingdom and a whole other thing for you to be hot enough that a prince chooses you, even if you're impoverished. Like, Princess Beatrice was born with a title, a castle, and a tiara, but Kate Middleton gets to be the Queen of England just because she hooked up with Prince William.

Well, BuzzFeed thinks that the animators at Disney are absolutely savage and drew the fakers differently than the real princesses. Cinderella, Belle, and Tiana - aka the women who worked for their titles - all wear full length gloves. Probably so that nobody sees how gross their hands are from all the years of hard labor. There's only so much a manicure can do. But Ariel, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, Pocahontas, and Rapunzel are all bare handed.

If there were a Real Housewives of Disney, this shit would erupt into a major argument at dinner. Cinderella would scream "I am very rich bitch," Ariel would quietly respond "Only God can judge me, and he seems quite impressed", and Sleeping Beauty would already be blackout in the corner. 




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