Disney Princesses Who Taught Us How To Dress Like Sluts | Betches

Disney Princesses Who Taught Us How To Dress Like Sluts

By The Betches

Every betch knows Disney, Britney Spears, and SoLow are fully responsible for teaching us how to #42 dress like sluts when we were young. We've already talked about the betchiest Disney princesses whom we idolized as children, and that included our dress-up wardrobes. Given the example these betches set for us it's surprising we were clothed at all as kids.


Pocahontas

"You think I got this tan by keeping my clothes ON?"

 

Jasmine

"Oh, I'm from Arabia with all the little birdies and the little monkeys!"

 

Ariel

Could she BE wearing any less clothes?

"Fuck I need a pedicure"

Mulan

Someone is wearing entirely too much makeup...

Seriously, that side boob? We thought everything Asian was supposed to be small.

 

Belle

That is some deep cleavage for a kid's movie.

 

Aurora

Again, calling attention to the boobs much?

Too close to date rape for comfort. But if it wasn't for date rape he'd never get laid.

Dory

Come on. This bitch isn't even dressed!




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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