June 29, 2015
Disney is banning selfie sticks at their theme parks so good luck getting the perfect pic of you, Prince Charming, and the Disney Castle captioned "hubby and I just bought our first house." Selfie sticks are a double edged sword because you need one to get the perfect group selfie but you also look like a douche-tool using one. Disney decided to ban them not just to be fun suckers but because apparently they're actually dangerous.
Some idiot was on a roller coaster at Disney Land and tried to take a selfie using a selfie stick. This is why we can't have nice things. That idiot who should've used a GoPro, fucking duh, ruined selfie sticks for everybody. If you're a sorority betch in California or Florida, I'm especially sorry that this fucked up your big-little reveal ceremony - how are you going to get the perfect lineage selfie now??